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Let the thigh battle commence! ^_^
Aug. 24th, 2017 06:47 pmTo start this entry, I would like to announce something...
...I failed my GCSEs! :D
Mm. Nah, in all seriousness, that's nowt to be happy about; and I'm not happy about it! I only passed three, and I needed six, which sucks, because I was only taking seven (about three less than the other students) and I was only off by about one grade on three of them. I woulda been happy with just this.
But, no... that being said, there is some ambiguity. One of the exams I allegedly failed has a "P" next to it on the sheet of paper. That could stand for "pass"... but I don't know, because the schools insist on putting a load of useless information the students don't need just to confuse them. Honestly, I didn't even know how to read my results sheet until I asked my friend, and even then, it's still not completely clear. It can't just say the grade I got, then "pass" or "fail", can it? -_-
Still, hope is not lost. As I was away for almost a year during most of year 10 and the beginning of year 11, and because I was only taking seven GCSEs, the teachers there told me they'd stick up for me as long as they could see that I at least tried (and I did... my lowest grade was an E, and that was sociology. The only reason I got an E is because the questions were so long I could only answer about half of them. If I had more time in the exams, I probably could have got a C or a B). That's no definite guarantee I'll get into sixth form, but it's still cause for optimism. :)
Now, for the thigh battle.
"Thigh battle?" I hear you ask. "What's that?"
Well, my lovely, the thigh battle is something inspired by this crack drabble I wrote after receiving crackfic advice from reilaflowers. So, gather round, kiddies, it's story time (oh, little lamb, it's dinner time >;D because Dying Table by KAMIJO)!
Ahem...
There once was a man named Hitomi who's thighs were so nice that they were really nice. But a man named Yuuki went up to him one sunny afternoon in the middle of July at 2 o clock in the afternoon and said "My thighs are better then yours."
So Hitmoi took of his many rings (oh shit its bout to get reel) and said "you what" sassily. he walked up to Yuuki and tickled his thighs making him giggle like a shy hentai girl until they melted all over the floor.
"Hahaha" laughed Hitomi triumphly.
The end
Thigh Battle. Ninety-eight words of complete and utter cringe right there. Anyways, I am commencing the thigh battle now because, after feeling disappointed that Hitomi never got his yummy-looking thighs out for so long, I found this last night!
Mmm! Yummyyyy. *drools*
So, who wins the thigh battle; Hitomi or Yuuki?
Vote now! ^_^
Also, check this out.
That's one of my daughters on The Sims 3. Her name is Rose, and her parents and her twin sister had taken all the seats in the house, so she ate her food on the toilet. XD
...I failed my GCSEs! :D
Mm. Nah, in all seriousness, that's nowt to be happy about; and I'm not happy about it! I only passed three, and I needed six, which sucks, because I was only taking seven (about three less than the other students) and I was only off by about one grade on three of them. I woulda been happy with just this.
But, no... that being said, there is some ambiguity. One of the exams I allegedly failed has a "P" next to it on the sheet of paper. That could stand for "pass"... but I don't know, because the schools insist on putting a load of useless information the students don't need just to confuse them. Honestly, I didn't even know how to read my results sheet until I asked my friend, and even then, it's still not completely clear. It can't just say the grade I got, then "pass" or "fail", can it? -_-
Still, hope is not lost. As I was away for almost a year during most of year 10 and the beginning of year 11, and because I was only taking seven GCSEs, the teachers there told me they'd stick up for me as long as they could see that I at least tried (and I did... my lowest grade was an E, and that was sociology. The only reason I got an E is because the questions were so long I could only answer about half of them. If I had more time in the exams, I probably could have got a C or a B). That's no definite guarantee I'll get into sixth form, but it's still cause for optimism. :)
Now, for the thigh battle.
"Thigh battle?" I hear you ask. "What's that?"
Well, my lovely, the thigh battle is something inspired by this crack drabble I wrote after receiving crackfic advice from reilaflowers. So, gather round, kiddies, it's story time (oh, little lamb, it's dinner time >;D because Dying Table by KAMIJO)!
Ahem...
There once was a man named Hitomi who's thighs were so nice that they were really nice. But a man named Yuuki went up to him one sunny afternoon in the middle of July at 2 o clock in the afternoon and said "My thighs are better then yours."
So Hitmoi took of his many rings (oh shit its bout to get reel) and said "you what" sassily. he walked up to Yuuki and tickled his thighs making him giggle like a shy hentai girl until they melted all over the floor.
"Hahaha" laughed Hitomi triumphly.
The end
Thigh Battle. Ninety-eight words of complete and utter cringe right there. Anyways, I am commencing the thigh battle now because, after feeling disappointed that Hitomi never got his yummy-looking thighs out for so long, I found this last night!
Mmm! Yummyyyy. *drools*
So, who wins the thigh battle; Hitomi or Yuuki?
Vote now! ^_^
Also, check this out.
That's one of my daughters on The Sims 3. Her name is Rose, and her parents and her twin sister had taken all the seats in the house, so she ate her food on the toilet. XD
