If you die in Canada, do you die in real life? -_-

It's my birthday in eight days (woop, woop ~('-')~), and I haven't bought any new clothes in FOREVER, and really, I needed some, so I figured it wouldn't hurt if I got a nice new dress. I also got a flower hair clip and some shoes. The shoes make me feel tall as fuck because they have two-inch heels. I'm 5'1.5" in these! So tall! XD

Anyways, the tag on the shoes said the following:
"4 UK/IRL
37 EUR
6 USA"

Wait.



"4 UK/IRL"? "IRL"?

In... real life? What!?

Mayhaps I'm wrong - mayhaps it's "something retail something" - but to me, that looks like "in real life". It just reminds me of an old Google fail meme entitled "if you die in canada do you die in real life". Think. The tag didn't say anything about Canadian shoe sizes... so there it is. Only the UK is real, Canada is a dream sequence, and everything else is just an alternate reality in a faraway dimension. Holy shite. That's it. I've figured it out. o.O